- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

My pet rock died.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

this girl died

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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