what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Penis

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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