What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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