Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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