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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Penis

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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