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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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