- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Jews

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Cold camel scrotum.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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