An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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