A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

The 13th Amendment...

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

How many dislikes can this get?

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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