- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

miley cyrus

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Women's rights

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Barack Obama

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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