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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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The cow went moo

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Ouch.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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