How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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I am on a escalator.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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