Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Doorbell salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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