- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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