- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Yo mamas so fat

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

fart+fart=poop

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

...NO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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