What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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knock knock

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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asian drivers.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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