whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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general tso's broccoli

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Weiner

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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no

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Yo mamas so fat

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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