There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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