How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Johnson stops eating

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

womens rights

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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