Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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19th amendment

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