What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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what happens during a climax apples

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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