An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Dubstep < Music

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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