Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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