- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How many cows say moo? All of them

My name is never spelt right so its all good