knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Your mother is a man.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Yo daddy!

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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