What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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