What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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