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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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