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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

I'm gay. No homo.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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