A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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