knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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DERP

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A scottish man having fun

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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