Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Women rights..

womens rights

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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