- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A joke

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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