- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

I Love Hitler.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Knock knock, come in.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Guess what? Chicken butt

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

P0P T4Rt

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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