Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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I can't see my forehead

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black man killed someone

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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