Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Ben is gay

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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