three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Goat balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

noodles

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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