- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

NEVER

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

A dwarf walks under a bar.

French people.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Laura Pratz..

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

The Bible

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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