- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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