A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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