What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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