what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your mom.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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