Whats a cat? A cat!

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

A man sat down Then he stood up

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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