- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

who just made fun of katie matt

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My nipple is bleeding

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's 1+1? 4.

69.... is a number

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Gay rights

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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