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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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