Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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