"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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