Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Poop.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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