Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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