How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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